The world is at peace.
There is no threats to humanity.
Politicians have self declared they will tell no more lies and will be responsible stewards of the people they represent without self serving tenants.
Governments have decided they are to bloated and have been tyrannical in nature. They have decided that they do not know better than the people they serve and will reduce the size of there bloated, feckless regime by 1/3 and will reduce the size again by 1/3 the following year.
After being Audited the Federal Reserve was found in violation of the well being of the Sovereignty of the United States of America and declared an enemy of The Constitution and dismantled judiciously.
The IRS was declared completely un-necessary because a flat and fair tax was implemented and Every person and corporation paid their fair share.
Being LAZY was determined not to be a handicap so All Un-necessary WELFARE was abolished and with the new bill from congress called the “IF YOU DONT WORK, THEN YOU DONT EAT” Bill was passed unanimously by both houses, giving help where help was needed and stopped wasting the resources on Lazy oxygen thieves taken a free ride on the gubment dole
It was scientifically proven that a Gun actually does not kill a person, it is in fact a person that commits the act of violence no matter the weapon of choice it is.
People actually discovered that their meat does not in fact come from the Styrofoam plate at the grocery store.
The Governments finally admitted that GMO Products were harmful to humanity and the Earth so Monsanto, its subsidiaries and all the charlatans that touted the virtues of their wares was actually banned from the earth a special ship was constructed from genetically modified corn husk and they were sent into space. Those who refused to go was given the option to solely consume their own products, most took the space option because they figured they had a better chance of survival
NASA – Finally told the truth…. all of the truth….about everything!
Both Congress and house of representatives sided with the people and voted on a permanent limitation of service for a total of 8 years.
All lobbyist and lobbying activities were declared unlawful and just plain ridiculous. all registered lobbyist were required to report to Alaskan fishing boats for fish season.
it was also decreed that ALL LIVES MATTER! there were many protest until they were informed of the Bill stopping ALL USELESS WELFARE PAYOUTS and suddenly this ridiculousness was forgotten.
One of the most important decisions that was passed today is that we as a Nation decided we were going to respect the value of the Christian Heritage that this country was founded on.
In that mindset it was also resoundingly agreed that The senseless MURDER of our unborn children was to stop immediately and we were respecting the sanctity of ALL LIFE!
AND THEN I WOKE THE HELL UP AND REALIZED IT WAS APRIL FOOLS DAY AND THE FOOLS ARE IN CHARGE AND THEY HAVE THEIR OWN VOTING BLOCK OF USEFUL IDIOTS TO KEEP THEM REPRESENTING THE MORONS.